Thursday, December 13, 2007

Nudists have more fun.


Well it turns out that being a nudist isn't as hard as it looks! Dave and I set out to see what it was like, kind of a walk a mile in their shoes type deal. What we found will shock you.

1. It's not as cold you think it would be.

2. Neighbors are not understanding of the casual nudist.

3. When going to get the mail, don't show up at the exact same time as the mail person it's a little awkward (but humorous when they say "there's your package"

4. Mothers and sisters need to be informed about your new "no clothes" policy before you start your adventure

5. The "Nudists never look"saying is a complete lie

6. The Office (t.v. show) is 10 times funnier in the nude

7. The biggest danger to the nudist is shrinkage

8. Bulimia/Anorexia are also a very real possibility amongst nudists

9. If you've seen one you have not seen them all.

10.The internet becomes your best avenue for dating (http://www.imanudeandsocanyou.com/ )

11. Deep frying food is no longer an option.

12. Feeling good in your own skin, takes on a whole new meaning

13. Christmas cards are ALOT more personal

14. Man boobs are not attractive!! God gave them to women for a reason so I've started a new movement I call it M.W.M.B.A.M.B (Men With Man Boobs Against Man Boobs)

15. No matter how hard you try sitting on a metal folding chair it is not comfortable

16. "Dont try this at home" comes to mind

17. Utah isnt accepting of the nudists plight even though they fought so hard to be accepted themselves

18. It's like Universal Studios Hollywood. if you've done it once in your life, you're good for the rest of your life.

19. Nudism is best left to trained proffessionals and people that are hopped up on drugs and they dont know better and dance around their commune singing "i'm a fairy"

20. It is not as easy as it looks


Well there are just a few things we learned while being nudists for a day. If you have an inclination towards nudism I say why the H not! have fun with it, dont take yourself to seriously,and be safe. One last word of wisdom : it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog (Thats what she said).


6 comments:

Jess Muh Ka said...

Wow! Not only was the picture posted here excellent, the lesson learned was phenomenal! It is reminiscent of a photo I recently received via email from you. The latter photo may one day be present at the new blog I have created...http://jwscanlon.blogspot.com/.

Better check just for safety!

BigPoppa said...

The lessons you learned have touched me deeply. I have often pondered the "Nudist for a day" route, just so I can be a more open and understanding individual, as I'm sure you can understand. This is actually a common accurance among the modern, social male. As you know 78% of hetrosexual, filipinio and caucasion males between the ages of 15 and 63 have tried the "Nudist for a day" experience. Thank you for your bold forward thinking attitude bringing to light such a wonderous happenstance. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for boldly going where no Forbis should really ever go.

Seth said...

that is one of the best blog spots I have ever read thankyou for sharing "all" with me

KJ and Michelle said...

Wow, Kevin. Very interesting. haha

Anonymous said...

lol good times, good times!!
I have to say the photographer that took that picture is very skilled! you should pay her the big bucks for that one! ;)
LOL

love ya! that was funny!

Anonymous said...

Hey is David single??